thesanityclause:

Anyone watch Phineas and Ferb?

Remember that one episode when Dr. Doofenschmirtz and Vanessa are riding a scooter to the mall and some guy catcalls at Vanessa and Doof turns and is like “She’s sixteen!” and freakin’ shoots him with a gun that sends people to alien dimensions

A+ Father

potties:

ew

janecocaine:

guceubcuesu:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

ophthamovntn:

kanyeuzumaki:

baconflavoredjellyfish:

what is going on

This happened in North Carolina

did she catch a chair?

i want her on my team!!!

HULK SMASH!

is everyone dave strider 

janecocaine:

guceubcuesu:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

ophthamovntn:

kanyeuzumaki:

baconflavoredjellyfish:

what is going on

This happened in North Carolina

did she catch a chair?

i want her on my team!!!

HULK SMASH!

is everyone dave strider 

gurlfriend: happy fathers day
bf: but im not a dad
gf: :)

wwwwwtobiuscusreturns:

Can we just…

dainelthegreat:

thechurchofbobsaget:

situpsandfruitcups:

a friendly reminder to eat

I have no words….

This is art, in it’s purest form

cocobutthead:

is this lana del rey’s favorite holiday