Twerk it twerk it show me how ya work it

thesanityclause:

Anyone watch Phineas and Ferb?

Remember that one episode when Dr. Doofenschmirtz and Vanessa are riding a scooter to the mall and some guy catcalls at Vanessa and Doof turns and is like “She’s sixteen!” and freakin’ shoots him with a gun that sends people to alien dimensions

A+ Father

cocobutthead:

is this lana del rey’s favorite holiday 

hell-is-my-paradise:

yourealoserlol:

skittlejoy:

its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio

yeah, you deserve them.

that’s the most inspiring thing i have ever seen

synaptic-firearms:

synaptic-firearms:

What if you had a book like Deathnote only it was a sketchbook and you had to draw the people that you wanted to die.

“Hey, you’re a really good artist!”

“Thanks.”

“Can you draw me?”

ruthlessdutchman:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

NICKNAMES 

PEOPLE GIVING YOU A NICKNAME 

PEOPLE ALWAYS CALLING YOU BY THAT NICKNAME 

BAD NICKNAMES

PEOPLE CALLING YOU BY A NICKNAME YOU HATE

PEOPLE ALWAYS CALLING YOU BY THAT NICKNAME

onlyluckymotherfuckerscanfindme:

hammer-and-sicklekind:

queenmoirail:

I wanna see how many brave people there are!