My pickup lines for 1D:
- Me to Zayn: Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
- Me to Liam: I lost my teddy bear, may I cuddle you?
- Me to Louis: Are you from outer space because your ass is out of this world?
- Me to Harry: I'm glad I brought my library card 'cause I'm checkin' you out.
- Me to Niall: I brought you Nando's.